HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR XINSUEN AUNTIE!!!! :DDD
my god, the youngest auntie ever. We shall give you a trolley, the kind that aunties push to the market to buy vegetables :) I'm sure we have enough money for that from the class fund.

and anyway, a record of the semester:

Mdm Lee asks for an example of peer pressure.
Kellynn: I know! When we pass around list to buy o level revision booklet, we see everyone tick so no choice have to buy lor

Shi Ying: Yan Li! You're all the SC's! Student council, national Science Challenge, world Scholar's Cup!

Mrs Wong: pH= -log[H] have you learnt this?
301: Nooooooooooo
Yan Li: Ahhh log! (hearts<3)

Mrs Wong: Higher chance of effective collision between ENZY... (typo error on powerpoint)
301: ahhhh ENZY! just like SUZY!!!!!!!!!! (starts highing)

Before bio quiz
Mrs Wong walks in
301: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Before chapter test
301: I WANT GO TOILET! and everyone rushes their with the exception of Shu Ning who walks calmly

Mdm Suzanna: It took the breath out of me, my econs paper in university. I lost my thought and had a blackout. So don't ever not eat before an exam.
Jing Ci: So can I go canteen now and eat? (grins)
Mdm Suzanna: T.T Jingji!

Mdm Suzanna: Bill Clinton had an affair...
Amy: OOOO scandalous!

Mdm Suzanna: There was a young women going to UK. She wasn't married and she was going to see her boyfriend studying there. She was pregnant...
301: whispering *scandalous*scandalous*scandalous*
Mdm Suzanna: And guess who she was?
301: Who? (earns to hear answer)
Mdm Suzanna: It was...
301: Who??
Mdm Suzanna: Me!
301: UHOH

Mrs Chew: CANNOT WASTE MY LIMEWATER
"This guy, must shake him properly arh."
"Chem rep, where's my Shi Ying?"

"Maybe the next iPhone application should be called isoceles"

"Don't anyhow assume. It'll make the ASS out of U and ME!"

"Even if there's a war outside, Maths lesson will still continue."

"Eh stay awake, I don't care how, cry your eyes out."

"Please don't use your kidneys to think."

"I'm on page 17 if you're there and you can count."

"I should set up a 'e' mail." (with the e interms of the calculator e)

301 groans: Huh we cant do Logs As 2 and 3
Mdm Lee: Then come to class and discuss. Hey it rhymes!

Mdm Lee: radian smile :D (if you get what i mean)

Seriously Mdm Lee needs a pair of crutches xD

Jing Ci: I'm gonna die for 2.4 T.T
Mdm Lee: You will rise again as a vampire!

Jing Ci: When is good Friday?
Mdm Lee: Every friday is good. (Gives the ._. look)

During PCCG, "What is peer pressure? Don't tell me force per area."
301: force exerted by our peers!
Mdm Lee: =.= You guys are super lame, go get a pair of crutches!

Mdm Lee to Jing Ci: I hope you graduate with carrying a bag. I think it's more cool than a water bottle!

After 301 enters from physics SPA on 25/3, "Is this the Post Spa Syndrome? PSS!"
(Mdm Lee laughs to herself)

"One day we must have a maths cloze passage and see how many marks you all get!"

"Randomness kills and it kills badly."

"LHS (left hand side) doesn't stand for Lau Hui Ling Sabrina!"

"If you don't do long division, you're doing the wrong division."

On stereotyping in PCCG, "Then? What do you want me to tell Mrs. Chew? Stop stereotyping 301, you think they have brains but actually they dont!"
(Mdm Lee's suggestion on what to say to Mrs. Chew)

"After you complete surds, you will get a SURDifictae"

ON 'LN' in logarithms,
"LN" is read as lawn. That's why you need lawnmowers to reduce exponential growth of grass.

ON 'LG' in logarithmss.
LG, log base 10. "Nope, lg = life is good!"

"I would bring a beaver to teach LOGS!"

IN LA: Hi Ms Chan! How's your SHIN??? :DDDD (cheeky smiles)
"You guys are naughty!"

Mdm Suzanna: "No stand! we buy for them the stool"

Ms Teng: China astronauts are 太空nauts!

IN BIO: AMY lase!!!! xD
Mrs Wong: (Uses sock and ball to show bolus moving down oesophagus) 301 stares.

Our dear Mr. Tan...

SPA: Bring calculator, ruler, pencil, pen, eraser, Brain

"You cannot use T in exam, T for Mr. Tan."

"Can you live without air? yes why not, fish live in water."

"They give out exhaust, ou take in and become black."

Mr Tan catches Shi Ying writing on her hand.
"Eh tattoo on your skin, your blood turn black, your brain turn black."

"The bigger you draw, small mistake become big, then can see."
(Mr Tan on why you should draw a bigger triangle to check gradient of graph.)

"It's not a straight line because it's a curve!"

On WS 3.3 of CG. "This is a very sad case for the toy. The toy will cry."
(On the toy about to topple due to unstable position)

On WS with tightrope walking, CG. "As long as you 心静自然凉, CG no problem."

Let's relive the sad moments.
On 11/4, after physics lesson, Mdm Lee was angry at us.
Mrs Wong was angry at 301 on the day of Track and Field Finals.
Mrs Chew is going to NIE, Mr Tan becomes HOD.
Ms Chan at Stanford, Dr Soon to be remembered.

So. Teacher's Day is next term. But let's not wait for Teachers' Day to appreciate our teachers (:

Speaking of which, 4 of the teachers mentioned above are really not gonne teach us any more for those who dont know.

And speaking of which, teachers' day performance 301? :D