Hey guys!:D

Here's some time for you to destress from the coming EOYs!!! :D

Our dear FT :))
You are all screwed and screwed very tightly! Where's the screwdriver?
We are doing trigonometry identity and you're having an identity crisis
You're cos^2a and we're sin^2a, together, we are one
I don't want my class to be RIP, rest in peace. It's RISE IF POSSIBLE :D
If you're creative but not logical, you're equivalent to a drunkard.

Class joke: What are the mommies and daddies of all Transformers? Transparent!

Wise words...
The what and the how are not as important as the why and what if
Chinese comprehension... easy la, just go there read and comprehend!
Maths. In maths, no choice is also a choice

Most passionate teacher award <3 MSTAN!!!!!! (although my physics is still CMI T.T)
Why is my face not a mirror? Bcos its not smooth!
What is the answer to everything? Ray diagrams! :D
If you want to draw it parallel, do it PARALLEL-LY!

Mrs Chew :( gosh guys did we wish her Happy Teachers Day? ><
How do you know if the magnesium ribbon burn finish? Go and use your wire to poke? That is so not cool!

Wait arh, 2 mins of advertisement. Science 360 ipad ap is beautiful, best of all, its FREE!!!

Our Mr Teo whom we miss
Home... home is when you feel at home
HAHA what a nice definition for our LA essay! xD

And our newcomer Mr Grey :)
If you want to sit in a chair like me one day, you should train to be a teacher
Are you laughing at my clipboard?

So yup! LD our database of lameness from our teachers <3
You know I have this idea, like we can paste up colored paper for each teacher at the front of the whiteboard and like write down their lame quotes xD And add in new ones everytime they say a new one! but um for teachers like Mrs Wong, Mrs Lai and Lin Lao Shi who are super nice but not as lame will be quite hard to record down any >< hmmm.

And cos I'm not on FB so I don't know if you guys did this:
Did we wish Mrs Susan Chew, Ms Chan Chi Ling, Mr Teo (Mrs TYH's son) happy birthday? :) If not I think we should! :D heh its not too late xD

jiayou guys for EOYs :)




AND AND

Upper semester quotes from Mdm Lee <3 In case you guys too lazy to scroll down.
Maybe the next iPhone application should be called isoceles"

"Don't anyhow assume. It'll make the ASS out of U and ME!"

"Even if there's a war outside, Maths lesson will still continue."

"Eh stay awake, I don't care how, cry your eyes out."

"Please don't use your kidneys to think."

"I'm on page 17 if you're there and you can count."

"I should set up a 'e' mail." (with the e interms of the calculator e)

301 groans: Huh we cant do Logs As 2 and 3
Mdm Lee: Then come to class and discuss. Hey it rhymes!

Mdm Lee: radian smile :D (if you get what i mean)

Seriously Mdm Lee needs a pair of crutches xD

Jing Ci: I'm gonna die for 2.4 T.T
Mdm Lee: You will rise again as a vampire!

Jing Ci: When is good Friday?
Mdm Lee: Every friday is good. (Gives the ._. look)

During PCCG, "What is peer pressure? Don't tell me force per area."
301: force exerted by our peers!
Mdm Lee: =.= You guys are super lame, go get a pair of crutches!

Mdm Lee to Jing Ci: I hope you graduate with carrying a bag. I think it's more cool than a water bottle!

After 301 enters from physics SPA on 25/3, "Is this the Post Spa Syndrome? PSS!"
(Mdm Lee laughs to herself)

"One day we must have a maths cloze passage and see how many marks you all get!"

"Randomness kills and it kills badly."

"LHS (left hand side) doesn't stand for Lau Hui Ling Sabrina!"

"If you don't do long division, you're doing the wrong division."

On stereotyping in PCCG, "Then? What do you want me to tell Mrs. Chew? Stop stereotyping 301, you think they have brains but actually they dont!"
(Mdm Lee's suggestion on what to say to Mrs. Chew)

"After you complete surds, you will get a SURDifictae"

ON 'LN' in logarithms,
"LN" is read as lawn. That's why you need lawnmowers to reduce exponential growth of grass.

ON 'LG' in logarithmss.
LG, log base 10. "Nope, lg = life is good!"

"I would bring a beaver to teach LOGS!"